another one? already?

Yes, I'm trying to post more frequently. No, I don't know how long it'll last, but I figure I owe it to my three (3) readers to give it a go. Maybe if I keep these short I won't run out of material as quickly.¹

Anyway. In honor of my last day at the repair shop, I present the following phone conversation.²



"So, you're calling to ask about a... red flute? What's the serial number? [Pause.] It doesn't, huh? Well, you know what the deal is with those flutes with no serial number, don't you? [Another pause.] They can only play really lame music."



Thank you and good night.

1. Does anyone else believe that? I didn't think so.[↩]


2. Well, half a phone conversation... I couldn't hear the other half.[↩]